Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
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Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
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Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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