ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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