White coat. Heels.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
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He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
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Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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