I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
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You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
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Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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