Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
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i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
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Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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