It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
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my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
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IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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