There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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