when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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