i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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