i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
they need to just BURY HIM!
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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