im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
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Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
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The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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