I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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