When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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