And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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