so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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