vagina is talking i cant
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Are my feet made of real feet?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
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Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
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We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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