i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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