haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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