Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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