Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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