i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
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How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
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So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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