you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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