Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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