he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
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Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
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It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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