with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
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she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
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I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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