Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
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just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
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An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Let's get the cat blown out
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
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