he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
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Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
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Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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