I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
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We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
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Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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