you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
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i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
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He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I woke up under a house in Key West
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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