I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
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