why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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