try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
