Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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