Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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