Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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