I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
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Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
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sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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