I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
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I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
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I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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