She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
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Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
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I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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