hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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