Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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