She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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