just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
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You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
You pole danced in your parka.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
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We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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