Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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