If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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