i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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