I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
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it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
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Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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