i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
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Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
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I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
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