are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
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My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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