help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then