Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
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I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza