So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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