when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
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I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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