have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
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After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
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Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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