You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
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Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
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I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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