No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
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Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
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That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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