Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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