yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Just cropdusted the office
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
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