Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
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She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
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The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
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