just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
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im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
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I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I FOUND THE LEGS
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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