he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
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Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
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My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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